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BOGO <\/strong>– Buy one get one… really?<\/p>\n

Could this be a fit for you?\u00a0<\/strong>– Er, what? Are you trying to sell me a pair of Jeans?<\/p>\n

*Crafted <\/strong>–\u00a0 Still reminds us of stuff badly glued falling off sideways with end result as some kind of bad pottery Lego screwed up plastic bag thing. Just say… “made”.<\/p>\n

Deets<\/strong> – You mean details.<\/p>\n

Guestimate<\/strong> – Like an estimation you mean? Say so then… it’s an estimate.<\/p>\n

I’ll ping it over<\/strong> – You’ll what?!!<\/p>\n

I’m at an intersection in my profession<\/strong> – You mean you have no valid or relevant skills period… good example here https:\/\/arocksworld.com\/about<\/a><\/p>\n

Let’s pivot to a solution<\/strong> – When someone can’t admit they got it completely wrong
\n(ChatGTP for example)<\/p>\n

Money Twating<\/strong> – When your client is asking for convoluted invoicing, involving imaginary payees, offshore accounts and worse<\/p>\n

Overmeet<\/strong> (noun) – Overmeeting<\/strong> (verb) … Just get on with it.<\/p>\n

Period –<\/strong> FULLSTOP<\/p>\n

Reimagined Space*<\/strong> – ie. apartments in a factory. Go to England, you can reimagine buildings for the rest of your life, especially \u201cvintage MCM\u201d aka 1970s bi-divided Victorian terraced houses with macetor cladding, etc!! Still available countrywide.<\/p>\n

Rightee Roo<\/strong> – Okey dokey? F*ck knows. Said to me on a support call.<\/p>\n

Sneak Peak*<\/strong> – I don’t think so, stop being creppy!<\/p>\n

Solopreneur<\/strong> – Someone that works alone… Eurrrgh!!<\/p>\n

Support heroes <\/strong>– F*ck off. I’m going to send you a huge bowl of reaching out and pour it down yer trousers with a hot kettle.<\/p>\n

Thanks for reaching out<\/strong> – That’s okay I just puked up.<\/p>\n

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*Contributions by Hannah Beadman, Sean Alexander and Gordon Langley<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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