BOGO – Buy one get one… really?
Could this be a fit for you? – Er, what? Are you trying to sell me a pair of Jeans?
*Crafted – Still reminds us of stuff badly glued falling off sideways with end result as some kind of bad pottery Lego screwed up plastic bag thing. Just say… “made”.
Deets – You mean details.
Guestimate – Like an estimation you mean? Say so then… it’s an estimate.
I’ll ping it over – You’ll what?!!
I’m at an intersection in my profession – You mean you have no valid or relevant skills period… good example here https://arocksworld.com/about
Let’s pivot to a solution – When someone can’t admit they got it completely wrong
(ChatGTP for example)
Money Twating – When your client is asking for convoluted invoicing, involving imaginary payees, offshore accounts and worse
Overmeet (noun) – Overmeeting (verb) … Just get on with it.
Period – FULLSTOP
Reimagined Space* – ie. apartments in a factory. Go to England, you can reimagine buildings for the rest of your life, especially “vintage MCM” aka 1970s bi-divided Victorian terraced houses with macetor cladding, etc!! Still available countrywide.
Rightee Roo – Okey dokey? F*ck knows. Said to me on a support call.
Sneak Peak* – I don’t think so, stop being creppy!
Solopreneur – Someone that works alone… Eurrrgh!!
Support heroes – F*ck off. I’m going to send you a huge bowl of reaching out and pour it down yer trousers with a hot kettle.
Thanks for reaching out – That’s okay I just puked up.
*Contributions by Hannah Beadman, Sean Alexander and Gordon Langley
